There’s no denying it: we’re not short on options, especially as a first-world country. Toppings for your pizza, paint colors for your house, packages at the car wash, candidates for governmental office, even church denominations and translations of the Bible. According to the World Christian Database, there are over 9,000 Christian denominations worldwide. And on the Bible app alone, readers can choose from over 60 different versions of the English Bible. As a country, we’re